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Monday, April 7, 2008

Episdoe 48--Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Should Know

ON the show I have grouped these into groups by Innocuous, Information, Emotions, Parents and Sex--no kidding, acronyms you need to know to monitor your children's text messaging, chat messages and live messaging. Guess what the largest grouping is and the second largest or listen to the show and find out. This is a little bit of a stretch from my usual shows but I think parents and grandparents need to be able to translate what their kids are doing. Notice what the top acronynm is--and at what age to children start texting or live messaging?

Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Need to Know:
1. 8 - it refers to oral sex
2. 1337 - it means elite
3. 143 - it means I love you
4. 182 - it means I hate you
5. 459 - it also means I love you
6. 1174 - it means nude club
7. 420 - it refers to marijuana
8. ADR or addy - Address
9. ASL - Age/Sex/Location
10. banana - it means penis
11. CD9 - it means Code 9 = parents are around
12. DUM - Do You Masturbate?
13. DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
14. FB - F*** Buddy
15. FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
16. FOL - Fond Of Leather
17. GNOC - Get Naked On Cam (webcam)
18. GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
19. IAYM - I Am Your Master
20. IF/IB - In the Front or In the Back
21. IIT - Is It Tight?
22. ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
23. IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
24. IWSN - I Want Sex Now
25. J/O - Jerking Off
26. KFY - Kiss For You
27. kitty - it means vagina
28. KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
29. LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
30. MOOS - Member(s) Of the Opposite Sex
31. MOSS or MOTSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
32. MorF - Male or Female
33. MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
34. MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
35. NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
36. NIFOC - Nude In Front Of Computer
37. NMU - Not Much, You?
38. P911 - Parent Alert
39. PAL - Parents Are Listening
40. PAW - Parents Are Watching
41. PIR - Parent In Room
42. POS - Parent Over Shoulder
43. PRON - Porn
44. Q2C - Quick To Cum
45. RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
46. RUH - Are You Horny?
47. S2R - Send To Recieve (pictures)
48. SorG - Straight or Gay
49. TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
50. WYCM - Will You Call Me?

2 comments:

Dawn said...

I'm amazed and in shock .. I thought I was internet savvy! I still tell people what ROFL means ..

Great post.

Joanne Quinn-Smith said...

Dawn, I was shocked myself, had no idea about all of this until I started the research. Now when you think about the fact that the major users of chat are teens who start with cell phones and computers at 12 or younger, it's a little frightening.